ET phone home!

So, last night was pretty interesting.. I went to the hospital. It was like staying in a hotel because I never go to the hospital, usually it's David that ends up in there, so I was feeling the king of the castle!!! lol

I went there because I was puking and puking, and each time I would puke, I would not feel any better, it was so terrible! David was all worried cause he is a sweetheart and had a lil' bit to drink so he called his sister Katherine, who is a nurse. She said, take me to the hospital, because abdomen pain is usually caused by something other then a virus.. also, in our family, everyone call's each other, and pretty soon, if you are puking, or pregnant, or tell one person anything important, you soon learn everyone knows and everyone is calling you.. it does make me feel special, but to get to my point Davids mom called and also told him to take me to the Hospital, so off I went..

Got there, and was sooooooo embarrassed sitting in the waiting room, since when I throw up, it sounds like god is smiting the world with a powerful noise, he is trying to burst every one's brains, like in "Mars Attacks!" but instead of shitty music, he is using my powerful puking noise as a weapon.... that went on for too long, anyway...
They called me in, hooked me up to an IV, and started to put fluids and a wonderful nausea medication that worked right away, it was wonderful. They took my blood test and diagnosed it as a "possible appendicitis". I need to watch for pain shifting in my abdomen, and if it moves to a different spot, or hurts worse, I need to come back.
Anyway, they asked if I needed pain medicine aka morphine, and David's inner drug addict came out and convinced me to have some. hahahahahaha.
I was phoning home like ET in no time, because the heart monitor thing they stick on your finger has a red light that glows, and it totally looks like you're ET, so why wouldn't I pretend?? Then, Purple Rain came on, and I was singing all the songs, and the Doctors were humoring me, telling me if Prince saw my blood work, and how healthy I was, he totally would want my body. That made me happy.. at the end of my visit, my doc said he would fax my paperwork on over to Prince's estate. I'm glad they humored me, it made my visit lovely..
I'm still quite loopy from the Morphine so not sure if this was an actual post or a ramble.